So you've managed to stumble across TNRB, eh?

Poor you.

Every week, Josh and Mike deliver a show full of mystery, intrigue, hilarity, and cock-sucking parents. And it's ALL free of charge!

Let's take a look at our hosts:

Josh - Almost dumb enough to be considered retarded. Luckily, his speedy knowledge of big words and his uncanny ability to string them together in a way that somewhat makes sense saves him the embarassment of enrolling with Melwood. Josh originally cohosted the show with Jeff - until the latter shipped off in valiant service of big oil. Insight from a "not hateful like Mike" point of view is Josh's specialty.

Mike - A big burly ball of pure hate. It's tough to find a guy that hates everything, but he comes damn close. Originally on the outs with his cohost, Mike made an infamous appearance during the first incarnation of RB and mended the fence. Needless to say, they still hate each other - but that's to be expected, isn't it?

PLUS an all-star cast of heroes and villains from around the globe!

So tune in right now, god dammit! AND: Now you can mail us via the "electronic" and "internet-based" mail service! Drop us a line at The Radio Battleship Mail Room and tell us how terrible we are!

AAAAAAAAAND we now now have a podcast feed you can plug in to your shit iPod or whatever and get us easy style! Click right here to subscribe!!!

December 22, 2006: TNRB #10 - (where "the point" = "this show is terrible") - Here's a show that gets right to the point! Tune in now for a Battleship style holiday! PLUS: Gunfight!

December 15, 2006: TNRB #9 - Alright, I had a really funny description for this week's show, but my computer crashed and now it's gone. Things to remember for this week - Mike fucked up and unplugged the computer, so the shit sound quality is based on the fact that I had to use compressed recovery files. So enjoy, because it's still a great show and Dorothy even sings. PLUS: I'm late for work, man, whatever.

December 8, 2006: TNRB #8 - Freeze Ray! That's all you're gettin'! PLUS: Even more Freeze Ray! You really thought I was going to say more, didn't you?

December 1, 2006: TNRB #7 - We just can't get this one started! Our heroes ponder the great questions - is Alpha Flight the greatest team ever? Is Josh a furry who controls the universe? When are Ug boots coming back? Do you really want to know? All this and more on Episode Six of Radio Battleship! PLUS: More Lost Show stuff than you can shake a stick at! For the record, though, there's really no reason to shake a stick at your computer. It's not going to help. If your computer is malfunctioning, it's probably best to just call technical support - you can find this information on the back of your computer. By the intake to your fan. It looks like a little grill. On second thought, if your computer is malfunctioning, just email me and I'll try to point you in the right direction. Radio Battleship!

November 24, 2006: TNRB #6 - ACTION PACKED as Silas and Karen join the adventure! Boston stories, Mike and Si's forbidden love, and "How to Dump a Broad" 101! It's a total mess! PLUS: Locked out of the house?

November 17, 2006: TNRB #5 - The first COMPLETELY UNCUT show! Because I'm far too lazy to edit! You'll be riveted as Dorothy and Karen join our heroes and they cover everything from Donald Duck's lineage to the fine points of thrashing third graders! And this one's even got moishmellas! PLUS: Movie trailer madness and - Josh is actually funny?

November 11, 2006: TNRB #4 - A packed house as Karen and Jeff join our valiant hosts. Josh's transexual porn escapades, Fun with ROE's, Mike's "Lucky Strikes" commercial, and the premiere of the bullhorn! And planes flying overhead all the while! A must download - definitely the best show yet! PLUS: BONUS RADIO as the first clip of the Lost Show is revealed! And irrefutable evidence of Josh's underlying homosexual nature!

October 28, 2006: The Dorothy and Josh Radio Revue . . . will not be located here in it's entirety! No, instead we'll be inserting segments every week from here on in. Why? Because it's over 3 hours long and the kids won't stand for it! Look for the first edition of the show next week after (or before or in-betwixt) your regularly scheduled TNRB!

October 22, 2006: TNRB #3 - More Karen Tales, The funniest joke ever, Starcraft memories, and Josh's gay club adventure. PLUS: Mike threatens to leave the show?

October 13, 2006: TNRB #2 Part 1 and Part 2 - The boys get cold and the great questions are answered! Why does Mike's mom suck cocks in hell? Why does "Lost" suck? Why is Mickey Rooney such a great reporter? Why is Josh a creep? PLUS: Silas talks Digital Pocketwatch and Karen Tales!

October 1, 2006: TNRB #1 - In our inaugural episode Josh explains why you should never date a Stef while Mike warns of the perils in chasing Feral Liebers. A cautionary tale for all, and a great primer on Radio Battleship. PLUS: Tadpoles?